See if you can find the E-brake

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:19:04 -0500

So tense

What makes the world go ’round

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:33:09 -0500

11 Strangest Things People Have Tried to Trade for Sex on Craigslist Religious idiocracy? Just nasty and tragic

Hot Pants Wade

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:06:54 -0500

Video: Reunion Arena roof falls waaay faster than they expected 300 orgasms a day A collection of “GordoMumbles” Look familiar? Why have a I spent an hour studying this? Brady Bunch Floor plan: Downstairs, Upstairs. NFL all-hair team

The Director’s Cut. OH WOW.

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:35:52 -0500

So sorry, but someone just sent me a link to a better version of Sat night with the jokes leading up to the song. Why is it better? The angle is more pleasant, you can hear the crowd singing along, and Rhett drops the mother of all cuss words. Watch it all, and [...]

Why my pants are thankful today

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:43:32 -0500

Saturday night was a night to remember. We raised money for Cystic Fibrosis research and I didn’t go to bed until 5am (PCP-laced cocaine). Plus, I finally got to perform a song with my best friend from kindergarten, Rhett Miller. At first I thought this was the only evidence of our musical experiment- Then a beautiful [...]

Unlit cigar Monday

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:41:28 -0500

Bud Adams flipping off world Did her parents think they were being realists? Merry Christmas, P1s Paco shreds Look stupid while being stupid Video: Bugatti Veyron crashing into lake Science at work Bacon does not make everything better A conservative in no clothing I am so confused by this

Shoreline Friday

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:07:02 -0500

Tomorrow night (Nov 14th) I will be at the Granada Theater raising money for CF research with Rhett Miller, The O’s, Salim Nourallah, and Shibboleth. Please come out and support our efforts, good goods. Why would you want to be released? Shut up with your warnings already! Is it time to relax the rules of monogamy? Perhaps swine [...]

Craig Miller Thursday

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:55:55 -0500

Don’t forget to join me on Saturday night at the Grenada Theater for the Cystic Fibrosis benefit concert with Rhett Miller. Inside Nadal Hasan’s apartment Chimp attack victim on Oprah: Very disturbing Omar Vizquel sings Goo Goo Dolls We are all going to die

Amanda Peet Wednesday

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:03:06 -0500

Interview: The new love of my life- Amanda Peet I do this exercise all the time. I just don’t own a shake weight. Amazing video of woman almost getting dead The most disturbing train video ever Once again, the privates…

Bob Costas Skywalker Tuesday

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:43:33 -0500

I believe my awkward interview with John Cusack airs this morning at 9am on Channel 8. Don’t forget to TIVO it. This chick is hot and inspiring Troy Aikman’s hair New high tech TCU Uniforms Somehow this is hot